Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk.

i-like-pigeons:

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

be-the-jawn-to-my-sherlock:

i-said-kneel-before-me:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

#I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’

Imagine a drunk person walking in there

or your first time getting high and you walk in…

ianthe:

crazysexyfierce:

militaryfit-bombshell:

ianthe:

here is a thing

I like this

This is BRILLIANT

okay this got 5,000 notes in a day this is gonna be a long summer

where-is-my-tennant:

colinmorgasms:

weepingfallenangel:

hiimthehufflepuff:

where-is-my-tennant:

geekishchic:

a-snogbox:

aaand then i accepted ten as the doctor

He had me at Barcelona.

Had me at the Lion King quote

he had me at his face.

and hair.

he had me

and he kept me

This turned out to be some type of bizzare beautiful poem

augwins:

Clara Oswald Meme: 

5 Outfits → (1/5) The Rings of Akhaten.

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

bowtied:

thetardisisatprivetdrive:

The Doctor found your blog!

Hello- yes- sorry! Didn’t mean to surprise you, just a bit of a non-routine routine… checkarooni. Oh… no, not checkarooni. What in the blazes is a checkarooni? Really, Doctor. 

But no! Truly, there’s nothing to worry about. Just a bit of a —follow-up, yes, a follow-up, after that whole situation with the Wi-Fi. If you’re wondering, you are A-OK. I think, just one more quick—…… ah, yes. No residual, soul-sucking hotspots here. Relax, and- and… keep on scrolling. 

Oh, and if you happen to see a fish on your monitors… don’t be alarmed. He’s microchip-encapsulated, called Barnaby. I had him on the TARDIS monitors and then he just went swimming off into the Wi-Fi. If you see him, just, you know, shoo him in the general direction of my when-and-where. 

(Okay, so less of a follow-up-with-the-Wi-Fi, more of a I’ve-lost-my-bio-fibre-optic-fish… but I digress!)

paintedprintedpaper:

kattygirls: